im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty
one of those problems is girls who dont think they’re pretty
"i don’t like to eat late snacks at night, it’s not healthy"
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen
"Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s gone back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood yeah she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when shes only on her debut
We’re all watching Gaga lol and haha
Dying for the art so really she’s a martyr
Second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown bitch
I wanna be Sheezus…”
SLAAAAAAAAAY LILY ALLEN
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
Typewriter Series #756 by Tyler Knott Gregson
Text for Tired Eyes:
I want fireworks from mountaintops and lightning from windowsills. I want lazy board games where rules forget to matter and I want shouting matches over important things. I want a passion that burns through us and sets the sheets on fire. I want to wake up covered in soot from the night before. I want a hand to catch my head when my eyes fill up with water, and I want fingers to find my shoulders when the weight of a lifetime feels too heavy from time to time. I want to be the tireless palms that rub the aches from your flesh and the kiss on the forehead after you fall asleep from it. I want the steering wheel cold in my hands on the start of a morning road trip far from here and I want to be the sound of your legs stretching when we stop for gas. I want the photos of every sign at the border of every state and I want my fingers slightly stained with the stamps from every visa in our passports. I want the odor of strange food that snakes its way down long streets and the sound of boots on cobblestone and clay.
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed